Mog Can't Dance She's waiting like a chocobo in heat for me to come But I'm only four feet tall, yeah When I took her to the dance I knew I was takin' a chance But I accidentally danced the Water Rondo First there was El Nino! Then came Specter! We got confused, yeah! But then came the Wild Bear! Girls say I'm cute But after we dance They always make me drive them home They say I'm too small They wanna be friends Why can't I get any kupo pussy in this town Umaro you're so big and strong and handsome with that club I'll bet you get all the ladies Would you tell me what you do To make them fall for you Despite the fact you clearly have rabies You gotta treat 'em right! And buy 'em flowers! Tell 'em they smell nice! And then you slip a roofie in their drink! Girls say you're cute But after you dance They always make you drive them home They say you're too small They wanna be friends You should be getting kupo pussy in this town