Magic Gathering My deck's got black cards Mixed together with blue And that should be enough to squarely defeat you You think you're special 'cause You play red and white But you better get ready 'cause you're in for a fight But you beat me Yeah every time you defeat me You say, "Show me what's mine," You beat me Somehow every time you defeat me Run me outta life points again You play an Interrupt and You fuck up my spell But I tap all my mana and bring out Urza's Bell But you shattered my artifact and You shattered my heart I guess that's what I get when I buy cards from K-Mart Yeah you killed me But still somehow you thrill me It should be a crime You killed me Yeah every time you Instill me But I played Urza's Mine Your upkeep phase is a joke Your paladins are goin' up in smoke Your graveyard pile's getting high That only means all your creatures have died Tap my whole mana pool To take your ass back to school Pull out my Lord of the Pit And you'd think, in a usual game, that would be it But you never knew how to play fair dude, did you Though I'm always impressed when you show me your best You say the end is near You say I'll see Armageddon soon Then you beat me Once again you defeat me Run me out of town Your mana Is big enough to swallow Montana Run me into the ground again And just in case I never get the chance to play against A champ like you again Would you show me how you beat me again?