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The Light Warriors

Fighter is the strongest class
Give him a sword and he'll kick some ass
He has the highest HP
Which makes him valuable to me

Black Belt!
He can hit a lot if you will
Just let him punch
Don't you kill his punchin' skill
Equipping him with nunchucks
(That's my hunch)

Thief, you're always hangin' around
Your hair's all blue and your armor's brown
Why are you fightin' with a wooden sword tonight
You know it's gonna be alright

Red Mage, yeah it's pretty lame
Is it a guy or is it a dame
Its spells are weak; its attacks are tame
It's the worst thing in the game

White Mage!
She can Cure and heal poison and
Cast Mute and also Harm but that shit never works
Later she learns Life but it's not till, like, level five

Black Mage you start the game real blue
But you light up my life when you learn Lit2
Why can't you just learn to use that dagger right
Get up and fight!

Light Warriors bring those Orbs back home
The wind has stopped and the water will not flow
I can't flush the john and I've really got to go
Whoa-Oh-Oh