Legend Unicorn, sometimes it's hard to dodge the goblin's poison dart I only brought that girl to see you cause she stole my heart When I saw Blix I couldn't move He cut that horn right off of you I chickened out I ran away I didn't know what else to do They took Lily Away from me I've got to try and set her free Honeythorne Gump I'm in a slump The sight of goblins makes me jump When I looked at you sometimes it's like I'd seen a giant horse With just one horn who's white, and yeah that's what you were of course They took your horn They took my soul Now it's all out of control I've got to try And find a way To save your horn and save the day From an evil source Winter takes its course I've got to free that fucking horse Should I attack Or just sit back And let the elves pick up the slack Unicorn I'm sure that I fucked up this time But you know I've always tried to be your friend And you know I'd never give your horn away But there's nothing left to say now Except, hey, I tried to be good to you But I failed this time.